- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
LOOK AT ICELAND’S FACE. FEAR FOR HONG KONG’S SAFETY. xD
Just bringing this back from my old things.
This is how I imagine Tristan will react to Song’s presence now.
(Source: romanorgasm)
Ikea = Swedish porn
(Source: tispe-og-troll)
free hand, no under work. Drawn with gutta straight onto silk.
((Because I can))
I look like God? Hell if I know. I was only doing it for the cash.
C-can I at least see what kind of pictures these are?
(BECAUSE I’M TOO FUCKING LAZY, HAVE A LINK.)
Here.
D-do you know why th-they want these pictures?
Again, not God. If I was, I’d win the lottery every month and would need not risk my life taking pictures!
Wait… How much do you get payed?
Enough to cover surgery to get a bullet from my spine.
I look like God? Hell if I know. I was only doing it for the cash.
C-can I at least see what kind of pictures these are?
(BECAUSE I’M TOO FUCKING LAZY, HAVE A LINK.)
Here.
D-do you know why th-they want these pictures?
Again, not God. If I was, I’d win the lottery every month and would need not risk my life taking pictures!
I look like God? Hell if I know. I was only doing it for the cash.
C-can I at least see what kind of pictures these are?
(BECAUSE I’M TOO FUCKING LAZY, HAVE A LINK.)
Here.
*tiptoes away before she can recover from the surprise*
Oh, no, no, no, no~! YOU GET BACK HERE! W-who at this address is paying you?
I don’t know? I get the money via deposit. I do know that it’s two different accounts, though, so, maybe both of them?
Dx WHY~?!?!
I look like God? Hell if I know. I was only doing it for the cash.
TINO CAN LOOK AFTER YOUR CATS, AND ISOLDE CAN FLING ROTTEN SHARK AT THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY
BUT I’M A STALKER! IT’S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING! GO SHOOT THE GUY WHO ASKED FOR THE PICTURES! I’M BEING SERIOUS HERE, OR DO YOU THINK I’D GET CLOSE TO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER IF I WASN’T BEING PAID?? *CREY*
YOU NEVER KNOW WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS…. I’ll be needing an address of your payer to confirm suspicions.
*hands over paper with the delivery address* Here, here, now put the rifle down, will you?
*slowly puts the rifle down and takes the paper* … Why does this address look famil- O.e
*tiptoes away before she can recover from the surprise*
Oh, no, no, no, no~! YOU GET BACK HERE! W-who at this address is paying you?
I don’t know? I get the money via deposit. I do know that it’s two different accounts, though, so, maybe both of them?
